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Three years ago today, CM Punk grabbed a mic at the AEW All Out media scrum … and unleashed one of the most quotable tirades in modern wrestling history.

Punk wasn’t just venting. He was burying people, swinging at invisible targets, and creating soundbites that fans still recycle daily. Let’s run through the gems:

“Couldn’t f*cking manage a Target.” A one-liner so sharp it could headline its own dirt sheet. Punk’s way of saying the locker room wasn’t exactly in capable hands.

“Do not care where he works, where he doesn’t work, where he eats, where he sleeps, and the fact that I have to get up here and do this in [year] is f*cking embarrassing.” Exhaustion, disgust, and peak Punk cynicism all in one breath.

“Why I’m a grown ass adult man and I decide not to be friends with somebody is nobody else’s f*cking business.” Punk drawing a line in the sand … personal choices aren’t open for debate, even if you’re a wrestling megastar.

“He shares a bank account with his mother.” The burn heard ’round the internet. Savage, personal, and delivered with Punk’s trademark bitterness.

“What did I ever do, Dave? Didn’t do a goddamn thing.” A direct swing at wrestling media itself, reminding everyone he’s always ready to go scorched earth.

“I’m tired, I’m hurt, and I work with f*cking children.” The line that defined the scrum. Punk painted himself as the battered vet surrounded by immaturity … and fans have been quoting it ever since.

The fallout from that night changed AEW forever, leading to suspensions, behind-the-scenes chaos, and months of headlines. But as far as mic work goes, this was Punk at his rawest … unscripted, unfiltered, and unforgettable.

Which line is your all-time favorite? And more importantly … do you think Punk was spitting facts, or just setting fire to the locker room for the sake of it?

Shawn Michaels popped up in a new video with the NXT Women’s Division, and the internet did what it does best - turned it into a comedy roast.

“He’s the new Hugh Hefner,” one fan cracked, while another chimed in that, back in the day, this crew would’ve been Shawn’s weekend catch. From feather-in-the-hat Cadillac jokes to clips of “90’s Shawn if he wasn’t married,” the tone was less respectful legend, more wild throwback.

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Old-school fans even leaned into the “house show rats” chatter, reminding everyone what HBK’s reputation really was in the 90s. And of course, one blunt comment cut right to the point: “Something smelling fishy here.”

Love him or side-eye him, it’s clear Shawn’s past persona is still alive in the minds of fans -even while he’s now the polished mentor steering the next generation of women in WWE.

What’s your take? Respect for the reborn teacher, or is the internet right to keep reminding us of the Heartbreak Kid’s wilder days?

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